The Corrupted Wish Game

((Awe, that's sweet...too bad I have to corrupt it.))

I give you, sadly, an evil clone of me

I wish for new makeup.

I give you used ugly clown makeup

I wish for a flying magical unicorn pony

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I wish for a warg

I give you a warg that kill u

I wish for stuff

I give you ripped up clothes during winter. (Hey, you asked for stuff))

I wish for a train

I give you a broken toy train

I wish for money

i give you fake monopoly money- and each bill is ripped in half.

I wish for a rope

I give you an unraveled piece of yarn

I wish for an EVIL CLOWN!!!!!!

I give you a nice clown that makes you balloons every single second of the day, and your stuck with him for life

I wish for, a smiley face

((NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol))

I give you a frowny face

I wish for spongebob

I give you a regular sponge, that cleaned thousands of dirty caked toilets, your welcome.

I wish for a panda

I give you a panda-painted grizzly bear the eats you and wears your bones as a belt.

I wish for a fat lemur with a fro

I give you a skinny lemur that wants to kill you in your sleep while singing "I like to move it, move it" from Madagascar.
(P.S. the lemur has no fro XD Mwahahaha)

I want a million air head candies

(NOOOOOOOOO)

I give you half an airhead candy that's been licked by a dog after they licked their butt and at poop

I wish to not be sick right now

Traps you in a box and air mails you to Alaska, in your underwear

I wish to be queen of the world

You get to be queen of the worst toilet paper brand ((got this from a tv show XD))

I wish to meet the five nights at freddy's characters and DIE!!! ((Unexpected!!! Lol jk))

everyone dies except you because you had a psychotic breakdown and killed them (even more unexpected XD)

I wish I could turn into a dragon at will

You can turn into a dragon at will but everytime you do 5 million kittens DIE!!! Eventually somone kills you cause you killed their kitties!! ((MOST UNEXPECTED!!!!!!))

I wish for a rainbow so I can follow it and get a pot of gold from a grumpy leprechaun

I give you a rainbow that leads to a pot of gold.........but, since the leprechaun was an a-hole, he killed you on spot, and you didn't even get to see the gold.

I wish for a piano.

I give you a piano app that glitches and plays creepy music but wont let you press any keys.

I wish for Bonnie the Bunny from FNaF but he kills me!! (Unexpected!!)

I give you an onion and tell you to make do. no bunny for you


I wish for it to rain tater-tots every Thursday for four hours from noon to four pm

I give you a tomato....no tots for you suck it up XD

I wish for better friends cause meh life sucks (I'm serious) :(

I give you overly clingy friends who give you anything you want, but give you to many hugs and end up suffocating you. (my life x_x)

I wish I had wings so I could fly anywhere I want.

I give you evil wings that drag you to hell

I wish for.nothing

I take away everything from you and you go psychotic.


I wish I was insane XD